We did have some fun with the Garda Press Office from time to time.
To: Garda Press Office
(Subject: Quick question)
Hi,
I’m sorry to bother you but I have a quick query that I’d like to make.
Is it illegal to race prostitutes against each other or would this be classified as breaking the law? Obviously money would change hands but that would not be for sexual favours but strictly for racing purposes. A few freinds of mine are planning a 100m hurdle race for prostitutes along the canal next week but would like clarification on the legality of the matter.
Yours Sincerely
Geraldine P. Cunninghamrn
From: Garda Press Office
Geraldine,
Your email is somewhat confusing. You seem to be intending to identify certain individuals as persons who have broken the law. This could have legal implications for yourself. I would suggest that if you’re seeking legal advice then you should consult a solicitor on the matter.
Perhaps you should also consult with the Revenue Commissioners who would have an interest in investigating earnings liable to tax.
Regards,
Sgt R*** F******,
Press Office,
Garda Siochana,
www.garda.ie
