Final year project

To: Galtee & Calvita
(Subject: Easy Singles)

To whom it may concern,

My name is Martina Mary O’Connor and I’m a final year arts student studying at UCC in Cork.

I am a huge fan of Calvita cheese, particularly your easy single range and it is on foot of this great love that I took it upon myself to fashion my greatest masterpiece (to date) using nothing but Calvita easy singles.

Let me explain. As part of my abstract arts module I had to undertake a project for my final year. I decided to combine as part of my project the two passions in my life, cheese and fashion.

It took me 5 and a half weeks but I have finally completed my masterpiece, a three piece suit fashioned entirely from easy singles, Calvita easy singles. It Is quite a sight!

Because of the very nature of the project it has been secluded for an early marking date next week. I fear the life-span of the completed project is limited and this is why I was granted an early evaluation from the college.

The reason I’m writing to you is basically to inform the powers that be there at Calvita of my project.

I would also like to put my project at the disposal of the company to use maybe as part of an ad campaign or however they see fit.

Again I would like to remind you of the limited lifespan of the project and that any use it might have will be lost as the cheese starts to go off.

Yours Faithfully
Martina Mary O’Connor

Reply: From: Cliodhna Barlow,DairyGold

Hi Martina,

Would it be possible to get a digital shot of the piece?

I appreciate that it may be too late you use the actual piee but we may be able to use a digital shot of it later down the line.

Kind regards,
Cliodhna Barlow

RE: Reply: To: Cliodhna Barlow, DairyGold

Hi Cliodhna,

I am delighted you showed interest in my final year project and maybe had I head from you sooner I might have something to show you.

The thing is, my dog ate the project! Every last bit of it!

Sorry!
Martina Mary O Connor

 

Let them eat cheese!

Cheese was one of our favourite topics it has to be said.

To: Health Dept
(Subject: Adverse Effects)

Hi,

Just wondering if you can help me with a little question.

Are there are any adverse effects to human body as a result of eating large amounts of cheese?

I haven’t noticed any side effects so far and I just can’t seem to stop eating the stuff.

P.S On a totally unrelated matter, my cat hates you.

Insanely Yours
Martina M O’Connor

Reply: No Reply

To: Irish Dairy Board
(Subject: Aruba)

Hi,

Just wondering if you can help me with a little question.

Is it true that eating copious amounts of cheese can have adverse effects on human health, both mental and physical?

Its just, I’ve been eating nothing but cheese for the last three weeks now and haven’t noticed any side effects.

I would really like to have an answer to this question ASAP as the cat and myself have a three-week holiday to Aruba booked for next week and we really need to know how much cheese we need to pack.

Insanely Yours
Martina M O’Connor

Reply: From:Liam Hassett, Irish Dairy Board

Dear Martina,

Thanks for your email.

I am glad to see you are a cheese lover.

Unfortunately I am not an expert on diet or any medical field.

I would suggest moderation in all things including consumption of cheese.

I hope you enjoy Aruba.

Kind Regards
Liam Hassett Irish Dairy Board